🌿 🌈Muddy Waters Pottery Stash Jar Black with peace sign.
$ 7.92
Description
🌿 🌈Muddy Waters Pottery Stash Jar Black with peace sign. . Whoa there, fellow traveler of the astral plane! Hiding your stash from your straight-edge roommate. We're all just trying to expand our minds in this crazy world. Impressing that cute hippie chick/dude at the drum circle. 🌈 FAR OUT COSMIC CONSCIOUSNESS CONTAINER - PEACE, LOVE & HERBAL HAPPINESS! 🌿 Whoa there, fellow traveler of the astral plane! You've just stumbled upon the grooviest little consciousness expansion vessel this side of Woodstock! The legendary Muddy Waters Pottery Stash Jar isn't just a jar, man... it's like, a REVOLUTION in a compact ceramic package! This righteous little keeper of sacred herbs stands less than 6 inches tall (just like that time you thought you could fly at that Phish concert), with a diameter that won't harsh your limited shelf mellow at only 5 inches around. The sleek black finish is darker than your pupils after a Grateful Dead marathon, and that peace sign? It's not just decoration, dude - it's like, a STATEMENT to The Man that we're all just cosmic dust sharing the same beautiful universe! No assembly required because, let's be real, we both know you won't remember where you put the instructions anyway. Just open, fill with your favorite totally-legal-in-some-states organic mind-expanding botanicals, and prepare for liftoff! Perfect for: Storing your "special oregano" Hiding your stash from your straight-edge roommate Impressing that cute hippie chick/dude at the drum circle Looking sophisticated when your parents visit (they'll never know, man!) WARNING: May cause spontaneous peace signs, uncontrollable giggling, and sudden cravings for vegan brownies. Purchase of this jar does NOT include alibis, munchies, or the ability to explain quantum physics (even though you'll think you can). BUY NOW before the cosmic alignment shifts! Good vibes guaranteed or your karma back! Shipping discreetly because we totally get it, man. We're all just trying to expand our minds in this crazy world.
